Breaking News: White people are awkward
sofapizza: but don’t worry, it can happen to anyone just embrace the awkwardness
yup, my life right now apparently.
genesisnieves: watch prom night i’m gonna be all like this then he’s gonna wanna be all and i’d say “naw too late you can’t have this” LOL jk i’d probable be all like
When my Mom's on the phone and I hear her say my...
“Mom , why you talkin’ shit ?”
That Awkward Moment
When pretty girls check themselves out in every available bathroom mirror to make sure they are still pretty And I’m standing there, waiting to wash my hands like:
Minstrel Man by Langston Hughes
favouritepoem: Because my mouth Is wide with laughter And my throat Is deep with song, You do not think I suffer after I have held my pain So long? Because my mouth Is wide with laughter, You do not hear My inner cry? Because my feet Are gay with dancing, You do not know I die?
I am in a relationship with food and it will never...